The Battle Royale Without All the Battling - Super Mario Bros. 35 | Abbreviated Reviews

When Super Mario Bros. 35 was announced, the most common question about it was "why?" Well, no one ever answered that question. But I'll tell you why. Nintendo is feeding off of your frustration. Every time you shout "What the hell was that!?" at your screen, a Nintendo executive inches toward immortality. They will flood your screen with Goombas and Bloopers flying through the air for no reason and you will die in ways you never imagined... and they will flourish. Actual Instruction Reddit Post: htt