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Did the AI do good with imitating the bomber jackets from Targus? 🙃

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I didn't get the 30 ARP for being 1st Place in Racer.


Okay, it's finally my turn to complain about the minigames:


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After my mouse quickly lost control of my Bounce board yesterday 😳, this reverse Asteroids game helped make up for it. 😁


Either the Help menu pop-up is missing or I failed to find it, but I think the gameplay was the best of the new minigames this week (so far). 🕹️

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Is that a bug with the 🇸 key doing nothing when playing the Classic Snake game?


Switched over to the arrow keys, but the screen kept going up and down. 😵‍💫



For comparison, here is the previous Snake King 🐍 game when Cataboom was contracted to handle the Arena games:
https://secure.cataboom.com/game/all-days-us-awa-snake-game/6931ef65-2ed2-4d1a-a52d-0f1fe111a36a/index.html
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OCD kicking in while watching the Battle Pass store closing countdown and still have remaining tokens.


😫

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After the games quickly disappeared from the store, are you still certain there is no actual "battle" in a Battle Pass?


🥊🛒

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Did you notice the "BP" in today's Daily Quest?! 😲


BP = Battle Pass


They made us think we are getting an extra 300 ARP from the Battle Pass, but it was all a setup!

Now, they have an excuse to nerf ARP in other areas!

😱

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BE MORE ALIEN


A crummy commercial?!
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BUG 🪳 REPORT for Battle Pass Season Zero Beta


AWA said they plugged the big spill after the season began, but my ARP logs indicate they may have used a bad cork.

After their repair for the board undercounting ARP, the Battle Pass has shorted progress a few more times (but in lower amounts):

Pre-repair
8/3 | -148
Post-repair
8/7 | -1
8/8 | -1
8/9 | -5
8/11 | -1

12-Day TOTAL 🧮
ARP Log: 1,275 ARP
BP Progress: 1,119 ARP
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⚠️ Bad news, folks.

The Watch Twitch bugs 🪳 have invaded the latter half of the UTC day!


I started monitoring the Alienware widget again after noticing it was taking longer ⏲️ to earn my Twitch ARP this week, and discovered the fake error messages about the steamer being offline.

This means there is no longer a bug-free zone to let you earn Twitch ARP at the proper rate. 😢

Notes: Verified with 3 Hive (one using older panel extension) and 1 Nexus streamers.
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First day of Battle Pass could have gone better, with 85% of my progress lost into the void. 😩

The good news is that the remaining 15% was just barely enough to unlock the first space on the board. 😃

Did you do better?

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His gaze pierces cloud, shadow, earth, and flesh.

You know of what I speak, Arena members.

A great eye, lidless, wreathed in flame.
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BUG 🪳 REPORT for Quest: Watch a Video Stress Test


Both the X button and Close button for the RULES have no effect. Need to click/tap somewhere outside the pop-up to close it.

Attempted in AWA Android app and Firefox desktop browser.
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They added microfiber cleaning clothes to the Alienware gradient sticker bundle... 😑
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Saw streamer Valkyrae in a marketing email with an Area-51 PC, and I recalled her becoming the Alienware Brand Ambassador a long time ago.

"Stay tuned.": https://alienwarearena.com/ucf/show/2175564/boards/alienware-pulse/News/valkyrae

However, when was the last time anyone saw her in the Watch Twitch list of the Control Center? 🤔
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This glitch isn't helping with my dream of becoming an ARP whale. 😧
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Forget winning the Doub(l)elift sweepstakes.

Arena, let me just give you the $700 for those two Area-51 PCs! 😁

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They came.

They spammed.

They grabbed up Aniimo.

They were never heard from again...
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Were there 3 employees assigned to work on different parts of this sweepstakes page?

Maybe they could not agree on the prize.

🤔

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You all were so busy celebrating the dueling Steam Events that you forgot new things on AWA come with unwanted surprises.

😨

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WHAT HAPPENED with the Pragmata auction bidding?!? 😵


I thought you all agreed to bid the minimum 300 ARP, but my 301 ARP bid failed to win! 😡
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So, we all cooperating today to bid only the minimum amount for Pragmata, right? 😗

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It's been two years since the previous avatars update, but I would like to thank the Arena staff for finally curing my swollen head condition.

The problem disappeared like magic (along with the rest of my body).

👽🪄 🫥

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Imagine visiting the Arena site for the first time and seeing a bunch of people wanting to share their love.

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Déjà vu. 🤦