BREAKING: Curiosity Rover has released groundbreaking footage from Mars, reportedly showing a humanoid figure utilizing a device on a rock
NASA has unveiled new official images on Mars. The Curiosity Rover has spotted an anomaly before unveiling what it actually was.
Reports has shown a man sitting and using a device on a rock:
Upon further inspection, it was concluded that the person in question was reported to be Hideo Kojima:
NASA has asked Kojima how he was able to live and utilize a device on Mars without oxygen. Kojima said:
Death Stranding will definitely be unique. Where video games today have mostly revolved around common culture and stories, Death Stranding will challenge the viewer with the morality of our existence. Don't confuse confusion with difficulty. We aim to make it accessible to everyone.
NASA officials were in a confusing state as Kojima gave a completely unrelated answer to their question.
Upon further inspection:
Kojima is seen to utilize a laptop. Reports have shown that Kojima was developing and polishing the video game Death Stranding.
The NASA team behind Curiosity Rover were confused as to why Hideo Kojima would need to develop Death Stranding on a different planet, but also baffled at how Kojima managed unofficially to travel from Earth to Mars, seemingly without attention and anyone knowing, but also successfully without problem, and in an incredibly short amount of time.
Kojima was spotted on Earth just 3 days ago entering a convention. This shows that Kojima somehow managed to travel 34 million miles (54 km) in just 3 days.
The US Government speculated that the man on Mars was not Hideo Kojima, as they claim it was just a faulty footage from the rover itself, as images are not always clear. NASA denied the government claims as the footage clearly shows a humanoid figure, and managed to fully identify him as Hideo Kojima, or at least someone who looks like Him.
EDIT: On April 28th 2019, Nasa abruptly stopped any investigation regarding Hideo Kojima presence on mars.
Article written by: Myself (Caecus est inamabilis sciurus)